One Journey, 50 States
The Lemon Route—a whirlwind van life journey across America.
The Penalty Box
Bob and Hillary quit their jobs to travel all 50 states in a van. Every time they break a rule or hit a milestone, they draw a lemon from the Penalty Box—filled with challenges and rewards from their community.
⚡ The Three Rules
Sleep in a Class B van
The only way to check off a state is by sleeping in a Class B van. It might be Mr. Lemon, something brand new, or one of yours.
One free night in every state
They must sleep for free at least one night in every single state.
Find a "lemon moment"
Every state needs a lemon moment—they hunt down something lemon-themed, or life throws them one of its own.
When do they pull a lemon?
They draw from the Penalty Box when breaking a rule OR hitting a milestone.
Break a Rule
Hit a Milestone
Phase 2: Lemon Edition
Watch Bob and Hillary face brand new challenges and earn incredible rewards as they continue their epic journey across America.
Penalty Pool
Sour challenges they'll face
Mystery Meal Swap
You must order each other's meals all day—no takebacks.
No-Seatbelt Shuffle
Every stop, swap seats (driver, passenger, back).
Hillary Cooks
Hillary cooks one full meal today.
Tiny Budget Challenge
Only $25 for food all day (for both of you).
Sunset Shutdown
Driving ends the moment the sun sets—ready or not.
💡 Optional Twist: If you're already parked by sunset, you must film a 1-minute "Lemon Confession" video. 🎥🍋
Rotten Roulette
Dine at the lowest-rated restaurant in town.
🔥 Upgrade: You must order the most questionable item on the menu. 😬
Reverse Roles
Trade your usual duties: driver becomes navigator, cook becomes dishwasher, etc.
Lemon Aid
Do one small act of kindness for someone else on the road—hold a door, buy a coffee, or help a camper. ☕🚐
Sour Patch Stop 🚐
Stop at a random roadside stand, gas station, or fruit market, and buy the sourest thing you can find to eat on camera.
Mile Marker Madness
Run (or speed-walk) one full mile wherever you are—bonus points for doing it in lemon-yellow gear. 🍋👟
Digital Detox Nightmare
No phone, no internet, no GPS for 24 hours. Paper maps and asking strangers only.
No Water Wasteland
No running water for 24 hours. Time to see how resourceful you really are.
Sweet Rewards
Treats they can earn
Golden Hour Gift
Skip chores and just enjoy sunset with snacks + drinks.
🎲 Optional Twist: Share your favorite moment of the trip so far in a short clip. 💛
Local Flavor Feast
Treat yourselves to a meal recommended by a local.
✨ Bonus: Let the local pick your order if you're feeling brave! 😅
Adventure Add-On
Pick an extra activity in the area (kayak rental, hike, quirky roadside stop, etc.).
Snack Stock-Up
Splurge on your favorite road trip snacks, no budget limit.
🎉 Fun Variant: The other person picks one mystery snack you have to eat blindfolded. 👀
Sweet Escape
Treat yourselves to dessert first today (ice cream, pie, donuts—your pick).
✨ Bonus: Try to find the most lemon-flavored dessert in town. 🍋
VIP Treat
Order the most expensive thing on the menu at your next stop.
💫 Optional: The other person must order the weirdest item available! 😂
Luxury Stopover
Stay one night at the best-rated campground, RV resort, or hotel nearby.
🎲 Optional Twist: The winner gets the comfiest bed or the best shower time. 🚿
Lemon Lounge
Treat yourselves to a self-care reset: long showers, clean clothes, comfy vibes, and a good meal.
Creative Juice Boost
The winner gets $25 to spend on something creative or fun for the trip (art supplies, local merch, quirky souvenir).
Golden Ticket
Skip any one future penalty of your choice. Use wisely.
📺 Want to see Bob and Hillary face these challenges? Follow their journey
Explore the Route
Follow Bob and Hillary's journey across all 50 states. Click on any stop to see where they stayed.